Read between the Lines

Ever  got that one email that was a little on the professional whitty side well here's a lil guide to help you read between the lines 

1. I’m wondering if I could pick your brain about something:Help me please my mind is still in weekend mode

2. Looking forward to your thoughts!: Respond to me promptly, and I mean it!

3. Just wanted to follow up: Why the freak have you not responded to my last note.

4. Let’s circle back on this: I can’t deal with u right now.

5. Great! (exclamation point): Sure, whatev. Now get out my email you old hag

6. Great. (period):I hate your guts and wish your computer gets a virus

7. I know you’re busy…: You never respond to me and you’re not that important.

8. Let’s move forward with the current plan: If we spend one more minute deliberating on this I will be physically ill.

9. Thanks so much!!: Sure, whatev.

10. Please advise: No really. Help me now! 

Xoxo Kolleh